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Gold Rush Cabaret 7770 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FL 33138

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As the highest-ranked strip club, I can say all the staff is accommodating. The most talented and down-to-earth dancers work at Gold Rush Cabaret. As usual, their team was polite. They have HOT erotic dancers for every different type of preference. Gold Rush Cabaret puts on a high-ranking show on stage and a better experience with the champagne rooms. Even on a Wednesday, it's world-class. Excellent throwback experience, like when the club went by Black Gold. The waitresses and bartenders are top-tier and fast with service. The DJ always plays a variety of music. The floor staff and door people are always on point. VIP booths and bottle service is always such a blast. From my experience, the managers always make sure the customers are good—overall, a premium place to visit. I have visited Gold Rush Cabaret multiple times in my out and about excursions, and I have never been disappointed. The erotic dancers are versatile and beyond courteous. A place to be yourself, Gold Rush Cabaret smashes other strip clubs. This is by far the greatest strip club in South Florida. The ladies are divine looking, and service is way above par. Gold Rush Cabaret is what I expect from an upscale South Florida strip club, and it truly makes for an excellent nightcap. Top-notch with a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and ethnicity - all friendly. If you're looking for a clean upscale strip club in South Florida, stop here, it is absolutely the best place in every possible way. I highly recommend coming to Gold Rush for any occasion. It is my go-to place. The service is welcoming. Everyone was amiable. My only complaint is I couldn't stay longer. Visit the website of Gold Rush CabaretRead Striprank's Yelp Review Of Gold Rush CabaretAlso Read Striprank's Google Review Of Gold Rush Cabaret.

Dean's Gold 2355 NE 163rd St, North Miami Beach, FL 33160

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As Dean's Gold goes, it's clean and more upscale than their competition in the area...Leagues ahead, I might add. Valet is very helpful too. The erotic dancers are premium. Dean's Gold seem to have a stripper for every niche. Very accommodating employees are friendly; it's a place that's worth spending your money at. Although slightly expensive, it houses some of the most popular among all the local All-Nude dancers. Again, they have excellent strippers working here. The bouncers are very cool. They have an enjoyable environment and delightful music. I revere all the erotic dancers as much as servers. They're so friendly and always making sure the clients are well taken care of. Formally known as Solid Gold, Dean's Gold has various All-Nude dancers to choose from, comfortable seating, and mixed music. Very safe and accommodating, not cheap but worth every extra dollar. Other clubs in the area can be EXTREMELY deceptive and pushy. For the upscale VIP experience, if you want high-ranking and have the means to indulge, come in. Visit Dean's Gold online hereRead Striprank's Yelp Review Of Dean's GoldAlso Read Striprank's Google Review Of Dean's Gold

Diamond Dolls 1401 N Powerline Rd, Pompano Beach, FL 33069

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Diamond Dolls is a high-ranking place to go for the hottest strippers. Dancers are treated very well here. So as soon as I walked in, I was greeted very pleasant and taken care of. Deluxe atmosphere, I 1st visited this establishment decades ago; just gorgeous. Everyone there is very friendly and a lot of fun to be around. The last time I went, the erotic dancers were all smoking and knew how to treat the customers. I had strip teases from 6 or 7 different All-Nude dancers. Fun environment, and everyone makes sure you are treated right. If you're into a party scene, you'll revere weekends as it gets packed, so get there early; or plan or splurging on VIP to get a seat. Diamond Dolls is a high-ranking party atmosphere during weekends as it stays open late and there are plenty of ladies to see. However, weeknights are my personal favorite. This is because it's not packed and therefore provides a more relaxing environment. Also, because it's not packed, there is more opportunity to get face time and conversation time with the strippers. Most importantly, if you want to make sure you have a solid time, be respectful and tip the ladies. One of the better strip clubs in South Florida, Diamond Dolls’ top-tier atmosphere hosts erotic dancers that are easily approachable. Lovely well-dressed people; the weekend restroom guy was super cool with mints last time around. Reminded me of that episode of Curb your Enthusiasm. Visit Diamond Dolls online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Diamond Dolls. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Diamond Dolls.

E11even 29 NE 11th St, Miami, FL 33132

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I have to say that this is an excellent place—the most luxurious club in South Florida. I have been here more than a couple of times since they changed from Gold Rush. The All-Nude dancers are still very high-quality. Somewhat pricey, this is my favorite place when I had a good week. So many sensual erotic dancers. Hottest All-Nude dancers in South Florida. The VIP rooms are top-tier and very private. I had a blast last time. The customer service has always been high-level for me, for the people complaining about its a bad spot or strippers charging above standard prices need to party in more dangerous areas. My bartender this time was a high-caliber conversationalist. I was super impressed by the quality of the staff. They are gorgeous and more sociable than most strip clubs I have been to. There are tons of beautiful strippers and super attentive staff. I venerate diversity; so many erotic dancers choose to return here. They adore it here like me. Managers are always sophisticated. Even the valet guy is high-value. I treasure this place. Visiting this time, I was immediately greeted by a smiling door stripper, very helpful with bottle pricing. Everything from the service from management to the erotic dancers to the drinks was way better than I expected post-covid. All of the staff are friendly and helpful—HOT All-Nude dancers with high-priced bodies. The sultry entertainers and the service staff are prestigious. I can't find a flaw in their commitment to customer service. Do yourself a favor and come here first. Spend some time, get to know the first-rate staff, and relax. You get your money's worth in alcohol, in conversation, and South Florida Charm. Visit E11even online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of E11even. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of E11even.

Cheetah Hallandale Beach 100 Ansin Blvd, Hallandale Beach, FL 33009

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I treasure Cheetah Hallandale Beach. Very chic and elegant atmosphere in South Florida. Knockout alluring ladies and friendly staff with premium service. Just fantastic music and the vibe world-class. Sophisticated fun in a clean and luxurious environment. I've had high-ranking bottle service with 5-star staff and service here multiple times. Smoking seductive ladies are everywhere in Cheetah Hallandale Beach’s elegant layout. Immaculate and well-kept grounds with a delicious menu really hits the spot. Must check this place out. Cheetah Hallandale Beach is first class all the way. Super cool wait staff; they were attentive even on a Friday night. Everyone at Cheetah Hallandale Beach is friendly and makes me feel welcome, year after year. Words cannot describe what I think of this place. South Florida is known for extravagance, big cars, big homes, and beautiful All-Nude dancers. Everything in excess but done with such elegance that I don't understand why anyone would go anywhere else. Other strip clubs in the South Florida area, and you see strippers with scowls on their faces, not in this place, every dancer is gorgeous and everyone with a smile. I've been coming here for years, with prestigious service and a fantastic champagne room experience. Very classy strip club. First-rate erotic dancers in South Florida. No pressure from the ladies just let me do things at my pace. The staff looks like they genuinely like their jobs and take pride in their strip club. Cheetah Hallandale Beach is my go-to whenever I'm in the area. Visit Cheetah Hallandale Beach online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Cheetah Hallandale Beach. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Cheetah Hallandale Beach.

Scarlett's Cabaret 2920 SW 30th Ave, Hallandale Beach, FL 33009

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Scarlett's Cabaret contains some of the most beautiful exotic dancers in South Florida. This magical place is where wizards are made. I have been coming here for years; like wine, this thing only gets better with age. Out of all the strip clubs in South Florida, this is a personal favorite. Highest quality All-Nude entertainment in South Florida emanates out of this place from time to time. Many HOT All-Nude dancers and a nicely designed interior. Scarlett's Cabaret has a calm and chill vibe. Well worth the reasonable cover charge. This is a higher-level strip club. The management is top of the line. They go out of their way to make sure you are having a high-ranking time. I'm a forever patron at this point. I treasure the place, it's top-tier, and I had a luxury experience there this last time around. The stripper at the front was professional and made me feel very welcomed as soon as I walked in. Recommend it, definitely an experience to repeat. Being a loyal customer, I never had a complaint; this place is terrific. I only regret not staying long enough—premium customer service. Prices are affordable. Managers are always very polite. Fantastic erotic dancers provide world-class entertainment without being too aggressive in approach—a variety of strippers. Managers checked on me to make sure I had senior-level treatment. Every one of them makes you feel like family. Thank you, guys. With so many alluring erotic dancers, I love this place. The hostess this time around was so nice and helpful. The strippers are what you're looking for. Visit Scarlett's Cabaret online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Scarlett's Cabaret. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Scarlett's Cabaret.

Tootsie's Cabaret 4546, 150 NW 183rd St, Miami, FL 33169

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I had a wonderful experience as soon as I walked in Tootsie's Cabaret. I highly recommend their hookahs. The 1st thing you notice when you arrive is the exquisitely HOT door stripper that greets you with an enchanting smile and a very engaging laugh. Once you do get inside, you're confronted by the most beautiful young ladies on this Earth and gorgeous ones at that. The erotic dancers are not the only enticement to stay. The servers are overly alluring, too. On this last visit, the music was on point and had a party vibe. As I have been to Tootsie's Cabaret many times, I have seen a wide variety of All-Nude dancers there. I treasure the thrill of strip clubs, and this one, in particular, is fun. Very classy service at Tootsie's. If I could give a higher review, I would. Outstanding customer service never disappoints. I’ve revered this for a very long time. Safe environment and some of the hottest exotic dancers in town. Plenty of strippers to choose from. The drinks are moderately priced. The ambiance is high-ranking. The waitresses take excellent care of you, even if it's just one drink you have had all night. I had such a fun time. You can't go wrong. Visit Tootsie's Cabaret online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Tootsie's Cabaret. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Tootsie's Cabaret.

BT's Gentlemen's Club 5922 S Dixie Hwy, South Miami, FL 33143

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An absolute cutting-edge place to come and party is BT's Gentlemen's Club. A lot of alluring erotic dancers here. They have hookah all night long. And if you're looking to have a personal stripper, this is the place for you. This is the go-to place for high-value service and beautiful all-nude dancers. Management is top-tier at taking care of customers and making sure we're having a high-profile time. Always have a blast when I go; the managers are accommodating. Bartenders and waitress staff always welcome me—a perfect place to unwind. I always have a high-caliber time. Pretty ladies and the staff and management take care of my friends and me. The menu was premium with great prices on drinks. The management is hard working and makes sure their customers have prestigious experience. The champagne room was spotless and elegant. If you need a place to have time to chill with friends, BT's Gentlemen's Club is the place. Very well run strip club by the management. They're polite, consistent, and have high-ranking customer service. Highly recommend this place. ALL the erotic dancers are so HOT and welcoming, and the managers are so professional and personable. This place gets PACKED on the weekends, so show up early if you want to secure a table. The menu is also delicious—such a wonderful experience. Visit BT's Gentlemen's Club online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of BT's Gentlemen's Club. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of BT's Gentlemen's Club.

Foxxy Lady Cabaret 1792 NW 79th St, Miami, FL 33147

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Foxxy Lady Cabaret is a high-ranking establishment with world-class entertainment. The service is impeccable. Very high-quality; professionally run, cheap cover, fair pricing, and attractive strippers. All the erotic dancers working the floor were professional. The staff were friendly, the performers were diverse; saw All-Nude dancers of all ethnicities. They had pretty erotic dancers that knew how to striptease. Amicable managers take the time to get to know you and make sure you have a good time. Did I mention the erotic dancers were hot? The staff were more attentive than any other - most notably the entertainers were HOT. The menu is top-tier, and the price was very reasonable for a lap dance. All in all, one of the more significant spots I've been to in town. The entertainment is recommended since their erotic dancers are all insanely attractive. Fantastic strip club with nothing but beautiful, classy All-Nude dancers everywhere you look. Foxxy Lady Cabaret is by far the most sociable looking strip club in this part of town. Drink prices are in line with everybody else. I wasn't disappointed. Visit Foxxy Lady Cabaret online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Foxxy Lady Cabaret. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Foxxy Lady Cabaret.

Club Madonna 1527 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139

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The ladies pictured in their marketing photos are not as enchanting in person, but it's your only option in South Beach. Nonetheless, the atmosphere is friendly, and it's a convenient place to blow off a little steam. This club's owner, Leroy, gave me some mentorship when I was having a hard time in my 20's. I will always promote this man. He is what you want as a representative of this industry. Club Madonna has beautiful All-Nude dancers, excellent lighting, and a staff that puts the cherry on top. I wish I went more while Leroy was there a lot. Club Madonna will always be one of my favorite spots. This place has been in South Beach, Florida, for more than 2 decades, but I still revere Club Madonna. I recommend going to VIP for more privacy in this strip club. The strippers aren't too overbearing - just incredible for the most part. I bet it will be the 1st strip club you've been to where the waitresses look better than the All-Nude dancers. Very relaxing and high-ranking erotic dancer here. Managers care, and customers are respectful. Also, the most charming waitresses in South Florida; seductive strippers that give table strip teases. One of my favorites. Clean time with lots of alluring personalities. Some nights, Club Madonna has HOT erotic dancers everywhere; so professional, pleasant, and informing, not stuck up or money-hungry most of the time. Wonderful people, excellent staff, they welcome you with open arms. Visit Club Madonna online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Club Madonna. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Club Madonna.

Playmates Club 3875 Shipping Ave, Miami, FL 33146

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The party vibe at Playmates Cabaret was on point, and the strippers were hot. What more can you ask for? What a vibe! Dozens of BEAUTIFUL erotic dancers and lovely staff. All the waitresses were ready to give us whatever we needed.I had a high-value time. Playmates Cabaret never disappoints. I appreciate a friendly staff for bottle service. The music is mixed, and the staff is helpful. One of the cleanest strip clubs in South Florida. I recommend it to everyone. The waitresses are top-tier like I said. I hate to read these previous reviews and all the ugly words written about the staff at this establishment. The All-Nude dancers, from my point of view, are world-class. The ladies made me feel welcomed. Management was helpful and super friendly. The menu is premium, the All-Nude dancers are all gorgeous, and the way the managers run Playmates Cabaret makes it a nice place to come. Waitresses are always keeping the area clean, and the enforcement of the masks is high-caliber. I had a wonderful time. I enjoyed the music and the energy going around the very diverse group of entertainers. Playmates Cabaret is worth going to. The ambiance was posh, warm, and enchanting. The entertainers were attractive, and the staff was superb. Straight to the point, you can't go wrong here. Visit Playmates online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Playmates. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Playmates.

Booby Trap On The River 3615 NW S River Dr, Miami, FL 33142

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I have been coming into Booby Trap On The River for years. This last time, 5-star experience all around. Felt very good with all of their safety precautions and standards in place. Deluxe experience even walking through the front doors. It is highly recommended to see a lot of gorgeous erotic dancers. By far a high-ranking strip club in South Florida. Such an incredible time with so many pretty people all around with ample seating and wise lighting usage while maintaining privacy. The strippers are world-class, and the vibe is relaxed. You'll have fun there. They run a state-of-the-art show. With energetic music to keep you going, you won't find another strip club more accommodating to your needs. They have a stellar staff ready for you at entry and, of course, gorgeous, fun All-Nude dancers to keep you entertained. All the employees and managers are very attentive the minute you walk in. A MUST STOP for your night out on the town. The entertainers here are well maintained and held to a high standard. Booby Trap On The River is a premier strip club in South Florida. Every time I walk through the doors, I'm amazed by the number of beautiful exotic dancers. It's a very upscale, friendly environment—no altercations between guests or employees when I go. Ok by far, this is one of my favorite strip clubs in South Florida. You won't be disappointed, top-tier service from the moment you walk in. Visit Booby Trap On The River online here. Read Striprank's Yelp Review Of Booby Trap On The River. Also Read Striprank's Google Review Of Booby Trap On The River.

Exxxotica Expo Miami

Once again, I attended the Exxxotica Expo Miami. This annual three-day adult-themed event is held in several US cities, which currently include New Jersey, Chicago, and Miami to name a few. I’ve been going to the Exxxotica Expo since its first show in May 2006 at the Miami Beach Convention Center. This year it was held at the Miami Airport Convention Center. It was about an hour's drive each way but worth it. I wish it went on for another 3 days. The ride from Fort Lauderdale to the convention center was very scenic and tranquil. I rather enjoyed it.

Since 2006, Exxxotica has featured some of the most recognized names in the adult industry. In 2008, the event was expanded to the New York/New Jersey market. The Exxxotica Expo held its first show in Los Angeles at the Los Angeles Convention Center on July 9–11, 2010. Then it went on to the Chicago area in July 2011, and Dallas in August 2015, Columbus Ohio in August 2016 then Colorado in 2017, and Portland in 2019. As it continues to expand you can believe that I will be going to these events as long as I'm alive. The energy of this culture is so beautiful you have to go in and experience it for 3 days soak it up at least one or two times to truly appreciate these people and what this industry does for society.

Submission South Beach was also there.  One of them helped me put on my first harness around my chest, substituting the rope for my VIP pass. My favorite feature this year was EXXXOTICA’s Dungeon Experience. I managed to get myself mounted to a spinning wheel and spun in circles. It was very relaxing for me and the person spinning me told me he never saw anything like this. It turns out my body was proportioned in a way that allowed me to spin myself from what I was told. I also attached my legs to a device that allowed me to hang upside down which I also found super relaxing. I regret not being able to get tied up by the ropes as they had multiple devices for this.

This year, I had the privilege of meeting, husband and wife, Evan Stone and Katie Morgan. Their seminar was fantastic. I was blown away to find out that they got married. When I think about the quintessential pornstars those two faces come to mind. The fact that they ended up together and I got to meet them in a seminar and take pictures with them was priceless. Both Evan and Katie have a vibe about them that is so fun and magical you just want to be around them, so happy I got to meet them.

In terms of strip clubs, Pink Pony was there. They also hosted Official VIP After Parties along with Victoria’s Cabaret, Gold Rush, Bellas Cabaret, and Erotica Cabaret. I confess I did not go to any of the after-party events as I wanted to ensure I got to the expo on time every day and was sharp. However, I heard some really good things about all of them in their special ways.  

I was blown away by RubberDoll’s Fetish & Kink Performance, epic! She has this very timeless goddess vibe about her that I adored. For such a high-end pornstar, she made herself available during this expo. I didn't even know that she was from Miami. It was very cool. Also, Tiny Texie “The World’s Smallest Proportioned Stripper” is so unique. Picking her up and putting her on my lap felt like handling a porcelain doll. She was so cool. At 28 years old her body does not look like a typical midget she looks like a miniature woman. Not only that a very fit woman who knows how to do all kinds of wild and crazy pole tricks.

PolyAnnie got Messy with a Live Art Performance. They also did a class on cryptocurrencies relating to the adult market. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to make that one but I briefly talked with her associate and he gave me a brochure I'll review in the coming days.

The Ms. EXXXOTICA Competition is always fun, with lots of giveaways. The gentleman on stage conducting the microphone throughout the three-day event did an amazing job. He kept the crowd hype by handing out lots of goodies.

MyFreeCams had an amazing set-up, however, there was no one to talk to other than the models. I managed to get a Chaturbate manager's Twitter handle but I’m yet to sign up for Twitter. To their defense, they left plenty of pamphlets and brochures. I was just really looking forward to speaking with management in person. Sites like this are synonymous with poor customer service but I can't say this about either one of these companies. In all fairness, they have gotten back to me promptly through email.

Kasidie was another sponsor who did a great job marketing towards couples. There was a whole section catered to swingers. They were marketing all kinds of really cool resorts and getaways for couples who were interested in swinging. Many of the seminars were also centered around swinging and the like.

Some names of the classes include Pussy Pleasure Zones, Reclaiming Sexuality After Trauma, FinDom 101, How To Be An Internet Whore, Running An Independent Porn Company, An Intro To Adult Work For Everyone, Rope Bondage For Beginners, Tapping Into Divine Feminine Energy, Dismantling The Misperceptions Of The Black Dominatrix, Using Crystals For Masturbation​, and a Lesson In Fingering The Vagina. Most days I would spend in these classes absorbing all the knowledge I possibly can from these people. I cherish this Expo and can’t wait to go back.